Course

Hey guys.

I started this course today that is for people trying to find work. It's basically a course to help you build up skills and write your CV correctly and cover letters and other stuff - and basically, it's a 13 week course, where I go in two days a week, the days I have chosen being Tuesday and Thursday. And once I get a job - if I get one before the course ends - then I leave the course anyway. (= So there you go. Fun times. I have to go back in tomorrow until 3.00pm.

Also - I have nothing else to say. Because I'm that good. Haha. So - because you guys love my music so much. =P And because I love doing lyrics so much. I'm going to do MORE song lyrics. I promise I will do quotes when I can think of some! But today I'll be doing the lyrics to Cleanin' Out My Closet ~ Eminem. I'll be censoring the swears - as I don't want to influence the younger readers. =P 

Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'.

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have. I've been protested and demonstrated

against. Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times. Sick is the mind of the

motherfu**in' kid that's behind. All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'.

Tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,

give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in the

evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth. See they can trigger me but

they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama?

I'ma make you look so ridiculous now.

I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm

cleanin' out my closet. One more time. I said I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I

never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me

inside my coffin and close it, I'ma expose it. I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a

multi-platinum sellin' Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my fa***t father

must have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split. I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye,

no I don't on second thought, I just fu**in' wished he would die. I look at Hailie and I

couldn't picture leavin' her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make it

work with her at least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human, but I'm

man enough to face them today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest

sh*t I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause Id'a killed 'em, sh*t I would have shot

Kim and him both, it's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem show.

I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm

cleanin' out my closet. I said I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition. Take a second to listen who you

think this record is dissin', but put yourself in my position. Just try to envision witnessin'

your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen. Bitchin' that someone's always goin'

through her purse and sh*ts missin', going through public housing systems, victim of

Munchausen's syndrome. My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew

up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason you made

that CD for me, ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma? But guess what, your gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely. And Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonna know that your phoney. And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful. But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral. See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong, bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom, but how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish bitch, I hope you fu**in' burn in hell for this sh*t. Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be.

I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm

cleanin' out my closet. I said I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I

never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.

Yay for Eminem!

Now for a fun fact. Sorry I'm doing so many fun facts, they are just easier at the moment.

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Random Title

Hey guys.

I'm being a lazy bum today. I couldn't be bothered getting dressed, so I'm still in my pyjama's, and typing this up. It's horrible weather outside though - so I'm not exactly going anywhere anyway, haha. Plus my pyjama's are really warm <3 So they are keeping me nice and toasty in the horrible weather - and my house is slightly cold. 

Just finished watching Dude, Where's My Car. Which was absolutely hilarious - I love that film, it makes me laugh so much. I would quote it - but I've already quoted it before, so I don't want to start repeating myself, lol. So instead - I'm going to be annoying and do yet another Tim McGraw song. =P These lyrics are to the song Grown Men Don't Cry ~ Tim McGraw. It is an amazing song.

I pulled into the shopping center,

And saw a little boy wrapped around the legs of his mother.

Like ice cream melting they embraced,

Years of bad decisions runnin' down her face.

All mornin' I'd been thinkin' my life's so hard, 

And they wore everything they own, livin' in a car.

I wanted to tell him it would be ok,

But I just got in my suburban and I drove away.

And I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

Keep having this dream about my old man,

I'm 10 years old, and he's holding my hand.

We're talkin' on the front porch watchin' the sun go down, 

But it was just a dream he was a slave to his job and he couldn't be around.

So many things I wanna say to him,

But I just placed a rose on his grave, and I talk to the wind.

And I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

I don't know why they say grown men don't cry, don't cry.

I'm sittin' here with my kids and my wife,

And everything that I hold dear in my life.

We say grace and thank the Lord,

Got so much to be thankful for.

Then it's up the stairs and off the bed and my little girl says,

"I haven't had my story yet." 

And everything weighin' on my mind disappears just like that,

When she lifts her head off her pillow and says,

"I Love You Dad."

I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

And I don't know why they say grown men don't cry.

I don't know why they say grown men don't cry, don't cry.

It's an amazing song.

Now for a fun fact. (= Again, I'll do a fun fact about dogs.

Dachshund - Three Coat Types, Smooth, Longhair and Wired.
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Retainer. ¬_¬

Hey all.

Another late blog - sorry about that. I keep forgetting to get round to doing it in the day, so I end up just doing it in the evening. But ah well, at least I'm doing it, huh? (=

I've got a bit of a problem - my retainer snapped. And I need to get hold of the orthodontics so they can fix it - if they will, for me. Hopefully I'll get it free with being on job seekers - if I have to pay, I won't be able to afford it.. So that could be interesting. Will have to see what happens I guess. But if I can't get it fixed - I'll have to just stop using it. Because I'd rather not tear my mouth apart. Haha.

And. My day consisted of uploading photo's to a site that then sells them and you get the profits for it =D Oh and also, I folded some washing - put washing away and cleaned the kitchen, and some other daily chores. So, fun times. Then I spent the rest of it just talking to friends and editing pictures.

I'm going to do song lyrics again - because they are just so amazing. =D I'll do another Tim McGraw one, because he is amazing. Today the lyrics will be to Back When ~ Time McGraw.

Don't you remember

The fizz in a pepper

Peanuts in a bottle

At ten, two and four

A fried bologna sandwich

With mayo and tomato

Sittin' round the table

Don't happen much anymore

We got too complicated

It's all way over-rated

I like the old and out-dated

Way of life

Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when

I love my records

Black, shiny vinyl

Clicks and pops

And white noise

Man they sounded fine

I had my favorite stations

The ones that played them all

Country, soul and rock-and-roll

What happened to those times?

I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies

Cause they put pop in my country

I want more for my money

The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when

Give me a flat top for strumming

I want the whole world to be humming

Just keep it coming

The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when

I love that song so very much.

Now I'm going to do a fun tip about editing today. (:

My friend Gaby taught me how to do this with www.picnik.com. A link to her page is http://fearthesideboob.blogspot.com/. (: 

The picture is of me. What bit are you drawn to?

Before - Me
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After - Me
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Tim McGraw

Hey guys.

So early post today. Not much to talk about today, I just feel like doing my post early today. I just added more photo's of Rogue onto facebook, because I didn't have that many on there.. XD So yeah.

Now I'm going to do another song lyrics today instead of quotes. Haha. So I hope you like it. I'll do lyrics to Real Good Man ~ Tim McGraw. The reason I decided on Tim McGraw is because I am a crazy huge fan of him and absolutely love his music. He's a country singer so his songs all have like meanings from his life experiences. (= Hope you like the lyrics.

Girl you've never known no one like me

Up there in your high society

They might tell you I'm no good

Girl they need to understand

Just who I am

I may be a real bad boy

But baby I'm a real good man

I may drink too much and play too loud

Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd

That don't mean I don't respect

My Mama or my Uncle Sam

Yes sir, yes ma'am

I may be a real bad boy

But baby I'm a real good man

I might have a reckless streak

At least a country-mile wide

If you're gonna run with me

It's gonna be a wild ride

When it comes to loving you

I've got velvet hands

I'll show you how a real bad boy

Can be a real good man

*Guitar Solo moment*

I take all the good times I can get

I'm too young for growing up just yet

Ain't much I can promise you

'Cept to do the best I can

I'll be damned

I may be a real bad boy

But baby I'm a real good man

I may be a real bad boy

Oh but baby I'm a real good man

Yes I am.

Haha, I love Tim McGraw. <3

Now, fun fact.. Sorry, doing all fun facts. XD I just can't think of any tips at the moment - I'm all brain dead so. And I'll have three pictures.

Newfoundland
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Pekingese
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Pomeranian
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Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic – a Newfoundland, a Pomeranian, and a Pekingese

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Billionaire.

Hey guys.

Firstly. I'M SO SO SORRY FOR THE LATE POST. DX I kept thinking that I needed to do it, but I just never got round to actually doing it. o.O So, now I'm doing it.

Not much to say really - mainly just that today I had a driving lesson - and I seriously need to work on my steering.. Haha. I either steer too early, or too late. One of the two. XD So need to work on that. Haha. Also, I went and applied at a pub that is new in my town that will be opening soon - I applied to be a waitress. (= So I shall wait and see what happens. Hopefully I'll get a job. =D

Now I don't have much to say so I'll just go right on to the quotes. But instead of a quote, I'm going to steal my cousins idea and do lyrics to a song I'm absolutely obsessed with at the moment, which is Billionaire by Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars. Enjoy. (= And if you don't like it. Then.. Bleh to you. =P And also. I am doing the entire song so. (=

[Bruno]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad.

Buy all of the things I never had.

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine.

Smiling next to Oprah and the queen. 

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes.

I see my name in shining lights.

A different city everynight, oh.

I swear the world better prepare.

For when I'm a billionaire.

[Travis]

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah.

I would be the host of, everyday Christmas.

Give Travie a wish list.

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Bradd Pitt.

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit.

Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this.

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish.

It's been a couple months since I've been single so.

You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho.

Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit.

And damn sure do a lot more then FEMA did.

Yeah can't forget about me stupid.

Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music.

[Chorus]

Oh everytime I close my eyes.

I see my name in shining lights.

A different city every night oh.

I swear the world better prepare.

For when I'm a billionaire.

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire.

Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a Billionaire.

Oh oooh oh oooh.

[Travis]

I'll be playing basketball with the President.

Dunking on his delegates.

Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette.

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it.

But keep the fives, twentys completely separate.

And yeah I'll be in a while new tax bracket.

We in recession but let me take a crack at it.

I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up.

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks.

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was.

Eating good sleeping soundly.

I know we all have a similar dream.

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet.

And put it in the air and sing.

[Bruno]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad.

Buy all of the things I never had.

I wannt be on the cover of Forks magazine.

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes.

I see my name in shining lights yeah yeah.

A different city every night oh.

I swear the world better prepare.

For when I'm a billionaire.

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire.

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire. 

Oh oooh oh oooh.

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad.

Haha, see, I'm obsessed. <3 

Now onto the fun fact. 

Kizzy <3
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A dog most likely interprets a smiling person as baring their teeth, which is an act of aggression. 

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Yummy Food.

Hey guys. 

So - today I am going shopping with the mother - as we are in desperate need of food. Haha. I'm really looking forward to seeing mum again because I haven't seen her now for about a week and a day.. So I've really missed her. XD So it'll be nice to be able to spend some time with her again.

I'm cooking some really yummy chicken fillets with potato and veg. (= Its going to be awesome. I've started to enjoy cooking now because I've had to do the cooking for so long - and my cooking is definitely improving and I'm starting to learn to get my proportions right too! So I'm well chuffed. 

I've discovered that I really am obsessed with reading too. I started reading the Harry Potter series last night. And I'm already half way through the first book. Haha. So now I'm going to do some quotes - since I haven't done them all week! 

I'm going to do quotes from Over The Hedge. Hammy: *Slipping on kitchen floor* No grip! No grip! No grip!... RJ: Hammy, less claw, more pad. Hammy: Oh, okay. *Hammy zips across the room, crashes into wall* That hurt.  Haha. Hammy is my favourite character. And second quote. Verne: So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean, it's not like he can walk on water. RJ: *Walking across a pool on floats* Hey, everybody! This way to the food! Haha - proved you wrong! XD 

Now onto a fun fact.

Cow
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

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Catch Up Time!

Hey guys. 

So, I'm back home now, tired from the journey and everything - but it was so much fun! I absolutely loved it, and really enjoyed all the cuddles and kisses off the doggies. I'm really missing them all so much now. D= 

Now I'm sat on the sofa, watching catch ups of neighbours and home and away and glee. XD Because I really do absolutely love watching them all. =P So yeah - not much to talk about really.. So I'll do a fun fact and end it on that. Also guys, I will start with the tips and stuff now when I can think of them. And I'll be doing quotes again too.

Ketchup
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Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

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Home Today

Hey guys.

So, I'm doing my blog earlier today because I'm going home today - So I probably won't get on my laptop later in order to do it. I'm really not looking forward to the journey home, but luckily Jenna was really nice and bought me some travel sickness tablets that I can take one of before my journey in order to prevent the sickness I get. Because the journey is just horrible. It's really bumpy and everything and my head just absolutely hates it, so. 

Me and Jenna are going to take the girlies over to the common for a quick run around and such before I go home and we're going to go to the souvenir shop so I can get a souvenir. Haha. My train doesn't leave until 4.54pm but we need to try and get there a bit earlier so I'm there on time. (= 

Anyway - don't have much else to talk about really, except that I'm really going to miss being in Scotland - and I'll miss my Tess and Molly cuddles! D= But I will see them again! In June, hopefully. =D

Fun fact time. (=

Hamster
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Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

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Last Night

Hey guys.

So, tonight is my last night in Scotland. I go home tomorrow afternoon! I'm looking forward to seeing my family again - but I'm going to miss being in Scotland too! It's been so much fun that I just want to stay - but have my family with me! Haha. Done some fun things while here and loved it. =D 

Today we played some good ol' just dance which was rather funny. Managed to hit Molly in the nose twice because she was sat next to me at one point, and me and Jenna were seeing how high a score we could get without standing up, haha, was so fun. Then we got a video of Tess going completely mad when I was blowing raspberries at her and intaking breath sharply and such - which was very funny too, haha. Tired her out. And we're going to get some more photos later - of me and Jenna, so we have them to put on facebook. Haha, fun times. 

So now I'll do the fun fact and end it there. 

Chess
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The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

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Harry Potter!

Hey guys.

So, today we didn't do loads, but we had fun anyway! We slept til about 12... Haha, because we are both lazy as hell. XD But there you go. We went to Lanark today, and went into WHSmith - because I wanted to get the last 3 Harry Potter books. So I now have all 7 of them. =D Which I'm much happy about. And then we took the doggies to the field to have a run around and burn off some energy.

That's all I have to say today really. So onto the fun fact of the day.

Honey
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Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

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New Lanark

Hey guys. 

So this morning, as well as every other morning so far, I've woken up early. For some odd reason. But hey ho - that's how life goes. Haha. But I went downstairs, let Molly out of her crate, and laid on the sofa. Then Tess laid behind me, with her head against my back and Molly laid at the end of me, with her head on my feet. And we all fell asleep straight away. Was very nice. (= Haha. Then Jenna got home at about half 12. 

Now, when Jenna got home, we decided to go to New Lanark and walk the girls over there and also get some photo's of the falls. Now, I'm going to put up one of the photo's I got, but before I do, let me tell you. It was absolutely beautiful over there. And so peaceful as well. We went the wrong way at one point and ended up near someone's farm, with the sheep and cows, so we had to turn round and go back, but then found our way again. The walk up was pretty steep, but Molly and Tess helped us get up, and we got there in the end, and it was absolutely amazing, I loved it! I got over 60 photo's of the waterfalls and such. (= So now, I'll put up one of my favourite photo's for you all to see. (= 

Waterfall
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Nice ain't it! =D Now we're all just sitting down, enjoying a rest, although I'm pretty dizzy?! So, probably due to lack of food, and more exercise. So, now munching on some yummy celebrations. <3 Then later getting some fish and chips. Then, some yummy strawberries!! =D Yummy stuff.

Right, onto the fun fact, and then I'll be off. (= 

Snail
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Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

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Yummy Shower.

Hey guys,

So, today, didn't really do to much, because Jenna's at work and I'm just at home. Was going to walk the two doggies but it was really horrible weather outside, so I didn't in the end, although I did have a nice warm shower, and now feel nice and refreshed. (= 

I jumped so much today at about lunch time, because a really loud alarm went off at the mental institution near Jenna's house, which goes off every Thursday to ensure no one escapes - Scary much. Haha, but anyway, I knew it was going to happen, but it still managed to scare the crap out of me when it started going off, luckily I knew what it was though, so I didn't panic. XD 

The two doggies are completely out of it now, fast asleep on the sofa, which is nice, because it means I'm not being jumped all over, haha, not that I hate it.. I do love all the cuddles and kisses and such! =D I sure do miss having a dog. Can't wait until I'm in my own place and can afford to get one. <3 

Well, I feel really relaxed and happy now - all the problems that were stressing me out seem to have vanished for now, so that's a good thing. So I'm going to leave you with a fan fact now and watch some T.V. (= 

Stomach Diagram
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Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

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